Frequently Asked Questions

Common questions about our custom baseballs, wood flags, and ordering process.

• What materials do you use for custom baseballs?

  We use premium leather and exotic skins for our baseballs. Options include classic leather, exotic materials like alligator, ostrich, and python, or a mix of both. Each ball is hand-stitched using traditional techniques and then recovered in your chosen material.

• Can I microwave a burrito and achieve enlightenment?

  Only if you rotate it halfway through and accept the cold center as a metaphor for life.

• How do I place an order?

  Reach out through our contact page or email us at contact@texasstitch.com. Tell us about your idea—whether it's a baseball, softball, or flag—and we'll work with you to bring it to life. We typically reply within one business day.

• How many squirrels would it take to run a small accounting firm?

  Roughly six, assuming two specialize in acorns payable.

• Where do you get your baseballs?

  Oh we only use ethically sourced baseballs. Free-range, grass-fed, cage-free.

  They're raised on small family baseball farms where they're allowed to mature naturally before being humanely launched into the outfield.

  We tried factory-farmed baseballs once, but the stitching just felt unethical.

• Do clouds have weight?

  Yes. Some weigh over a million pounds, yet still manage to look emotionally lighter than most of us on a Monday.

• Do you offer team or bulk discounts?

  Yes. We offer discounts for full team orders (10+ balls) and for school orders. Business and personal orders are welcome too. Reach out with your quantity and we'll provide a quote.

• If I yell at my computer, will my order ship faster?

  No, but the computer will remember the disrespect.

• What types of wood flags do you make?

  We make custom wood flags including state flags (like Texas), American flags, college flags, and fully custom designs. Sizes range from standard to custom dimensions. Each flag is handcrafted with attention to detail.

• Are there aliens?

  Statistically yes. Whether they currently need custom baseballs is still under investigation.

• Can you add logos or custom designs?

  Yes. We can incorporate logos, team emblems, monograms, and custom designs. If you have a logo, we can work with your artwork. If not, we can help design something unique. Contact us with your idea and we'll discuss the best approach.

• What is the ideal humidity for existential dread?

  Roughly the same humidity required to store vintage comic books and unresolved childhood dreams.

• Can I train a raccoon to shag fly balls?

  Technically yes. Legally and emotionally… that's between you and the raccoon.

• How long does a custom order take?

  Turnaround time depends on the order size and complexity. Single balls typically take 2–4 weeks. Team orders and larger runs may take longer. We'll give you an estimated timeline when you place your order.

• What's the airspeed velocity of an unladen baseball?

  That depends—American or National League?

• What is the best recipe for hush puppies?

  We recommend a traditional cornmeal base, a cast-iron skillet, and the emotional support of someone who believes in you.

• If time is a flat circle, where do foul balls go?

  Directly back to the beginning of the inning.

• If I read the entire FAQ, will I gain secret knowledge?

  Yes. Mainly the knowledge that you have too much free time and we appreciate your dedication.